Cooking Pun Lover Gifts

Dicing with death.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

Onion Guillotine

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"Tried a new recipe: Blackberry stew!"

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

Gastrique Bypass