Kitchen Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"Take up your bed and Wok."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Onion Guillotine

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

'Too much salt!'

Pickled beets.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

Flatware Follies.

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Gastrique Bypass

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."