Foodie Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"Small Caesar salad?"

"Crunchy chicken wrap"

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Wordplay: Gastronomy.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lockdown casserole

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Murderous Chef

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Onion Guillotine

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'I tried the new restaurant today: they have a three course menu...'