Food Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm relly into hole foods!"

Tuna Helper Assistant

Home, Sweet and Sour Home.

"I ate here daily, until I found out it's his name."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"The four seasons? Easy. Pepper, Salt, Mustard and Vinegar!"

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"That's a silly magazine quiz, but I would say Frenchmen are leg-men..."

Seasoned firewood

'Stop text-messaging your alphabet soup.'

Vegetarian Kebabs (sawing lump of tree trunk).

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Burritos in the form of Toes

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

Sliced beef? Well you very nearly missed.

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Irene's mother warned her about marrying split pea soup."

Security Gourd

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Lockdown casserole

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Shuck me.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"A little lamb please."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.