Foodie Pun Lover Mugs

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

"Smoked Gouda"

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Shuck me.'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Onion Guillotine

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Pickled beets.

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

What's the difference between fast food and slow food?

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

Gastrique Bypass

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"