Lover Of Culinary Puns Mugs

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"A little lamb please."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Octopi a la mode.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Onion Guillotine

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"And that makes 6! That should be enough to cater for the function tonight. . ."

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."