Champagne Popper Gifts

'... and, if I hear you popping a champagne cork, I'll be straight back.'

Sloaney Pony.

The Vineyard

Yoga for Alcoholics

Champagne

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

Sabrage!

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

Champagne at the hunt

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Thursday is the new Friday

Lady drinking Champagne.

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

The Waiter

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The night they invented champagne.

Champagne and Oysters

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Friends and champagne