Champagne Craftsman Gifts

The Vineyard

Counting ribs

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Champagne

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Arts and crafts

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

With Compliments

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Multitool Knife

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

Champagne at the hunt

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Wine at the Bar

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Sabrage!

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."