Champagne Craftsman Gifts

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Counting ribs

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Champagne

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Bubbly

Deflator mouse

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Arts and crafts

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Multitool Knife

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

Wine at the Bar

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

Sabrage!

Champagne at the hunt

Lady drinking Champagne.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.