Champagne Connoisseur Gifts

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

'The champagne flight reports six more UFOs.'

The Fizz is Gone: Please Help.

Chattering Class Party

"I've been rich and I've been very rich, and I can tell you that being very rich is better."

"I deserve this and much, much more."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Bubbly

"The doctor said I was retaining water so now I only drink champagne."

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

Black Velvet.

Happy New Year 2012!

End of term gifts for the teacher.

'Wimbledon brings out the best in people...'

"Contested elections can be pretty disruptive for a law firm...but they do have certain advantages...My vote earnt me a crate of Bollinger..."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Together we'll pull through these terrible times."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Selling lemon latt�

'A cheeky red?'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Party Animals.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'These are job perks.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."