Chardonnay Connoisseur Gifts

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Bubbly

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Law School teacher.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress