Chardonnay Enthusiast Gifts

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

Pastries and Candy

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Wine of the Day Club

Champagne at the hunt

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

Champagne Tasting.

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Sabrage

'Happy New Year!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'

'I'd like a brandy please...'

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

'You 'Guess you'll have Champagne'? Guess again!'

Two women celebrating with champagne.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby