Chardonnay Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

Pastries and Candy

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Champagne at the hunt

Wine of the Day Club

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

Champagne Tasting.

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Sabrage

'Happy New Year!'

'Manure, you say? We always put custard on our rhubarb!'

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

'You 'Guess you'll have Champagne'? Guess again!'

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Two women celebrating with champagne.

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Show house. 'I don't like the house. but your champagne's great.'