Champagne Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'With me and Dave it was definitely love at first sight. How about you two?'

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

Wine at the Bar

Eugene Ionesco

Champagne Charlie.

Champagne at the hunt

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Lady drinking Champagne.

"I guess I really was spending too much money on lattes."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

The Waiter

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Going early was a good idea. So was bringing our own bottle of wine, While we're on the subject, so was the wheel."

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Friends and champagne

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'