Champagne Lovers T-Shirts

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

Train back from Glyndebourne.

Sloaney Pony.

The Vineyard

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

With Compliments

Easter Candy Island.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

Champagne at the hunt

Champagne Charlie.

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Lady drinking Champagne.

The Waiter

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

Lunch

Champagne Tasting.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

Friends and champagne

Sabrage

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

'Happy New Year!'

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'