Champagne Lovers Gifts

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product....'

Train back from Glyndebourne.

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Bubbly

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

With Compliments

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Champagne

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Champagne at the hunt

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

Wine at the Bar

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Waiter

Lunch

Champagne Tasting.

Friends and champagne

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Sabrage

'Happy New Year!'

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

Champagne Cork Lands in Diner's Soup.