Champagne Lover Gifts

First class only raft.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

Dom Blonde

"Off to a bit of a bad start, aren't we, Dear?"

Champagne Bath

'I took one for myself, like you said.'

Champagne

A Question of Taste.

'They're sure not making Champagne bottles the way they used to.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Happy Anniversary

'Have you checked his books this month?'

How very Colliers Wood

With Compliments

'Please raise your tails...'

'Every time she drinks Champagne, the bubbles go right to her head.'

We have all your New Years big party needs: assorted beverages, champagne, noisemakers, favors, hats, condoms, KY Jelly.

'Why are we getting a new year before the old one meets expectations?'

'She was a party girl!'

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Champagne

Friends and champagne

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

The Waiter

Wine at the Bar

'We'd like some bubbly to help celebrate the real estate price bubble.'

"So... how was Disneyland?"

As everyone knows, a bottle of champagne is smashed on the bow of a new ship. By offering me champagne, are you saying I'm huge, or threatening me with violence?

Celebrate!

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"I name this ship Moet et Chandon."

"I've been sentenced to christen a ship."

'Little known oops moments of the early space program.'

'The first thing that struck me about this evening's Champagne was the cork.'

To Launch