Shopper With Champagne Taste Gifts

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Cut Price

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

Bubbly

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

Online Shopping.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Join me in a glass of champagne?

With Compliments

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

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