Champagne Charmer T-Shirts

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Sloaney Pony.

The Vineyard

Yoga for Alcoholics

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

You're the olive in my martini

Join me in a glass of champagne?

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Champagne

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Ding" "Dong"

Champagne at the hunt

Wine at the Bar

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Lady drinking Champagne.

The Waiter

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'Tasty.'

The Perfect Garden.

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Champagne Tasting.

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Friends and champagne

Sabrage

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'Happy New Year!'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'