Champagne Charmer T-Shirts

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

The Vineyard

Sloaney Pony.

Yoga for Alcoholics

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

You're the olive in my martini

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

With Compliments

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

Champagne

"After the main course I'm going to perform my mating ritual - that's when you bring in the champagne."

Champagne at the hunt

"Ding" "Dong"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Wine at the Bar

Lady drinking Champagne.

'Tasty.'

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

The Waiter

The Perfect Garden.

"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."

Friends and champagne

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

Sabrage

Champagne Tasting.

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

'Happy New Year!'