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If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Check out this new store."

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

You're the olive in my martini

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Snake Eyes

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'May I have the key to your heart?'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'...and then the bad woman gave the snake the apple, and that's when our problems began.'

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"Ding" "Dong"

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