Pony Pamperer T-Shirts

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Colds can be relieved by inhaling Eucalyptus.

'Fresh straw, clean water bucket, haynet...no carrot on my pillow!! Who hired this groom?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Dogs shaving

Dog on man's stair lift

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”