Dog Pamperer T-Shirts

Balding dog

Dog covering up on the beach.

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'You're spoiling that dog!'

"I know what you're thinking but don't worry. It's a hybrid."

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

Doghouse Satellite

"We're gonna need a Bigger bed."

"You spoil that dog...."

"I think you might have taken this reward training thing a bit too far."

Miss T-T

You spoil that dog, cap'n.

Curlers on dog.

"You spoil that dog!"

The Labradoodle, 2017

Upper East Side Dog Park

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'