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Lifestyles of the hamster of the rich and famouse.

Farmer John tended to spoil his livestock.

'I always knew the Smiths pampered their cows.'

"Looks like Santa left something for everyone."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

I guess she had other plans for you.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dogs shaving

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”