Quirky Pet Pamperer T-Shirts

"One coffee and 12 creams."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"