Parrot Pamperer T-Shirts

'...you spoil that Parrot.'

"Could you bring me some caviar with those crackers?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You know too much!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dogs shaving

Dog Dressed to Eat

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A little bird told me...

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog on man's stair lift

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Fill it up!"