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'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'He's been copying other students all semester, it looks like your son will be repeating the 4th grade,'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

A little bird told me...

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Best project manager we ever had."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."