Parrot Trainer Gifts

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'He's been copying other students all semester, it looks like your son will be repeating the 4th grade,'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Quick, start the car!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You know too much!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

A little bird told me...

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Litter Tray Training

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Cat Show

"Best project manager we ever had."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."