Parrot Pamperer Gifts

'...you spoil that Parrot.'

"Could you bring me some caviar with those crackers?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

I guess she had other plans for you.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'You know too much!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dogs shaving

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

A little bird told me...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog on man's stair lift

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press