Paw Pamperer Gifts

"That's just not the real me."

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dogs shaving

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Dog Dressed to Eat

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

The Cat Spa