Poodle Pamperer Gifts

'you're so selfish - If you held the umbrella, how would sweetie keep dry?'

'Her ladyship wishes Princess La Pompadour to do everything but beg!'

'He may look like a wimpy dog to you, but he has a black belt in karate.'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Dogs shaving

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dog on man's stair lift

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.