Poodle Pamperer Pillows

'you're so selfish - If you held the umbrella, how would sweetie keep dry?'

'Her ladyship wishes Princess La Pompadour to do everything but beg!'

'He may look like a wimpy dog to you, but he has a black belt in karate.'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog on man's stair lift

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”