Puppy Pamperer Pillows

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

Preschools for Dogs

How Are You Feeling?

Anatomy of a Dog

Little Dog Barking at a Large Dog

"That's right, take your time, I don't have anything to do."

"If it would help I could eat the store-brand dog food."

"I'm taking him out to do his business."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'You've gained five pounds since the last time you weighed me.'

'I'm not trying to be a smart alec... But you're one sick puppy!'

"We can't get you a toy every time we go shopping."

"Have you been a good boy?"

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Toilet water

'I want a bowl of water.'

'You spoil that dog.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Spoiled Rotten!'

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