Puppy Pamperer Gifts

'What? You want something? It has something to do with your food dish? Darn, I wish dogs could talk!'

'I wanted my birth mother and adoptive mother to finally meet.'

Preschools for Dogs

How Are You Feeling?

Anatomy of a Dog

Little Dog Barking at a Large Dog

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"We can't get you a toy every time we go shopping."

'I'm not trying to be a smart alec... But you're one sick puppy!'

'You've gained five pounds since the last time you weighed me.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'Thank goodness it's Friday!'

"Stop coding the dog, Fred! He should have to bury his bones himself!"

"If it would help I could eat the store-brand dog food."

"That's right, take your time, I don't have anything to do."

"I'm taking him out to do his business."

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Toilet water

'I want a bowl of water.'

'You spoil that dog.'

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Dogs enter lottery for belly rubs.

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Spoiled Rotten!'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."