Poultry Pamperers Gifts

Old lady in wheelchair commenting on pet cochin fowl dressed in human clothes

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

I guess she had other plans for you.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Dogs shaving

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog on man's stair lift

"Fill it up!"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food