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Old lady in wheelchair commenting on pet cochin fowl dressed in human clothes

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

I guess she had other plans for you.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Dogs shaving

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Dog Dressed to Eat

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Dog on man's stair lift

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Fill it up!"

'Who had the ocean whitefish and tua paté?'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I don't think he's so smart. I had to show him three times before he got the hank of it.'

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'