Bird Trainers Gifts

Puss in Bootcamp

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Cat Show

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.