Animal Trainer Gifts

To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"It's Nellie the Elephant, Boss. She's just packed her trunk and said goodbye..."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Say 'Please'.'

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'Good boy.'

Sheep and Sheep Dog on protest.

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

Sign - Has He Always Had Such A Deafening Purr ?

Fastest slowest animal

The Lion Tamer

The seal of approval.

"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Llama training

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

"He has great communication skills."

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Veterinarians: Back in 5 Min. Sit! Stay!

'A jungle act that was abruptly cancelled during rehearsal one day.'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

The giraffe-tamer.

'It's good to talk.'

Lion Choking on a Turtle.

"I'll say a word and you say the first word you think of..." "Hello"

Sheep gang up on the sheep dog.

'Our trick is not to do tricks.'