Animal Trainer Gifts

To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

Pavlov's Cat

"I always wanted to work with animals."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Good boy.'

Sheep and Sheep Dog on protest.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Say 'Please'.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Our trick is not to do tricks.'

Kennel Club is closed for staff training

Minefield sniffer dog

Cat Obedience School

The giraffe-tamer.

Lion Choking on a Turtle.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"It's sort of like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget."

Fastest slowest animal

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"He has great communication skills."

Llama training

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

'A jungle act that was abruptly cancelled during rehearsal one day.'

Pavlov's Dream.

The seal of approval.

'Could we go in ahead of you? His tranquilizer is wearing off.'

Sign - Has He Always Had Such A Deafening Purr ?

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."