Animal Training Gifts

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"The kid's good."

"Sit!"

'I tell you, the guy's a total control freak!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

Pigeon Training School

"First you have to earn their trust."

Shall we go into the pen? Or stay here and annoy him for another 10 minutes?

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'It might help Skippy's feelings if you said he needed improvement instead of calling him a bad dog.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I've come for a refund!'

'It has to have tall fences.'

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Yoga for dogs

'I've finally gotten him to come when I call.'

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

'Holmes, I keep telling you ... you've got to be more assertive with that horse.'

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

House Broken.

"What is it, boy? What are you trying to tell me?"

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"I'll say a word and you say the first word you think of..." "Hello"

'We had planned to wait until Bowzer finished obedience school, then I came into heat.'

'Our trick is not to do tricks.'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Boy, this guy is good!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

COWS: Cow Coach

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

"She never took to the leash."

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

'Bad dog!'