Dog Training Gifts

"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."

"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

Dog Quiz

"That's right - I'm talking to you."

"My advice is to learn all the tricks you can while you're young."

Dog training

"Sit!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"I'm still trying to find my niche."

"I see good things in your future."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'All these years i've been doing tricks for regular dog food?! You're a monster, David. A monster!'

'Okay, are you ready for your final exam?'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Get Help!"

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'

"What's that, girl? Melting ice are shifting water systems causing fish to change habitats, threatening coastal communities with rising sea levels, and causing permafrost in the Arctic to release more greenhouse gas?"

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'Sit!'

'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

Jeff had a horrible feeling the dog needed his worming tablets again.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'How did you train him so well?'

'Look out, here comes that ding-a-ling Pavlov again.'

'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'

'I already have a home security system.'