Canine Trainer Gifts

'Well, back to obedience school.'

"Enlightenment can be yours if you are able to visualize the bone yet still the tail."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I taught him that being housebroken is not so bad.'

K-9 Garten

'Beg.'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'Oh, 'chase the ball', the 'fetch the stick', then 'play dead' and then'speak'. Boy, do you know how to take advantage of a friendship!'

Things to Do: Sit, Stay, Sit, Stay.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Pick me!"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'