Canine Trainer Pillows

'Well, back to obedience school.'

"Enlightenment can be yours if you are able to visualize the bone yet still the tail."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I taught him that being housebroken is not so bad.'

K-9 Garten

'Beg.'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'Oh, 'chase the ball', the 'fetch the stick', then 'play dead' and then'speak'. Boy, do you know how to take advantage of a friendship!'

Things to Do: Sit, Stay, Sit, Stay.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'