Canine Trainers Pillows

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'One thing I'll say about your dog, he's fast retriever,'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

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Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'That was fun!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

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