Pet Trainers Pillows

Good Dog!...Bad dog!...Good dog!....Nice dog!...Very bad dog!....Good dog!....Good dog!...Naughty dog!..."

Yeah, I taught him to speak, but he still insists on using the teleprompters. Woof.

I bring this small gift (though it may be poor) as a gesture of apology for soiling the floor.

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Dog yoga

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.