Canine Training Gifts

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

"He's our finest service animal."

Totally dogmatic

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Pick me!"

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog yoga