Animal Trainers Gifts

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

"You taught Rover to beg?...well that's wonderful dear"

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

"I know a lot of classmates will say, 'Oh no, not another essay about mailmen.'"

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Dog yoga

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay