Assistance Animal Trainer Gifts

The seeing-eye cat.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'Bert's dog training.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Agility God

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Don't even think about it."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."