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The seeing-eye cat.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

Litter Tray Training

Agility God

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Dog stretching before a walk.

"Don't even think about it."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'