Trained Animals Gifts

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Polly txt speak

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog yoga

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Fetch.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.