Trained Animals Gifts

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Polly txt speak

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog yoga

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Quick, start the car!"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.