Animal Training Aficionados Gifts

"They're easier to train than reindeer. On the other hand, they can't fly."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Quick, start the car!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Obedience School Graduation

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Cat Show

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.