Canine Trainer Aficionado Gifts

Man advising on how to look after his large dog

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Obedience School Graduation

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Good Dog!

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Well, at least he doesn't beg at the table.'

"He would rather die than salivate!"

'Eat boy, eat!... I taught him that one myself.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

Sean Connery's Dog Training School

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"What don't you understand about 'fetch'?"

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

What do animal trainers do?

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'It's ironic: I was employed to beg by an organ grinder, and now, I beg because I'm unemployed...'

'Yes, the training here is very thorough!'

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."