Dog Training Devotee Gifts

Obedience School Graduation

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"Even before he opened the paper, Rex knew this was going to be his hardest exam."

Sean Connery's Dog Training School

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Love a Mutt

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Did you get my tweet?"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"A little help, please."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'